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There's a reason why I dress all in black
They say it's how you express what you feel deep inside
Can not deal with floral, pastel colours, and the like
Such delicate emotions, never made much sense to me
People always ask about my one-noted fashion sense
To be the groom is my ultimate fantasy romance
Look at the colours in my closet
And you'll see them slowly fade from grey to black
Sure I have killed a few
But I'm no Norman Bates
I'm tall, dark, and handsome
And a "smooth as eggs" as a face
Who will lend me their hand
Who will give me a chance
Hey, hey, hey, hey
No need to run
And just like that, she goes running to the door
Slips and cracks open her head, and bleeds out all over her marble floor
Another misunderstanding of the situation
I had a feeling she would give that reaction
Oh, she's perfect, she's a saint
Like my bride, she's dressed in white
Let's get dirty in the wash
Let's make ours colours bleed
Maybe I'm the monster they thought to be
Although, I never meant no harm
If they should hear me out, and not flee
They'd know what I can do with these ol' spaghetti arms
Who will lend me their hand
Who will give me a chance
No one, no one, no one just like me
No one, no one, no one just like me
Who will lend me their hand
To a tall, dark, and slender man
Who will give me a chance
To a tall, dark, and slender man
Who will lend me their hand
To a tall, dark, and slender man
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